Like what, you say? Glad you asked. Here they are:
Will Beyoncé attend Kim and Kanye’s wedding? Because we all know how much the Beyhive does NOT want that to happen.
Will Katy Perry and John Mayer’s romance last? Because they’ve just released a video showcasing their love, which means they need to break up immediately.
Will Beyoncé drop a super-secret surprise second baby next year? She’s already proven she can be as stealthy as she wants with long-term projects. Besides, every royal family knows that you need a spare as well as an heir.
Whom will Taylor Swift target next for a relationship-slash-revenge-song? I hear Lamar Odom’s available.
What took Khloé Kardashian so long to file for divorce? And will her divorce from Lamar Odom be subtitled “A Kardashian Event”?
Has Jennifer Lawrence ever pissed anyone off? Made one tiny mistake? At all? Really? No?
Will Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux really tie the knot? Or is she just having way too much fun messing with us?
Speaking of marriage too, will those other two, Brangelina, also walk down the aisle? Or is this a game of ‘Let’s see who goes first’ between the foursome?
Will D’banj finally make it official with Genevieve Nnaji? He did call her a wife material once . . . or, is the material for someone else’s tailoring?
And finally, will Kanye West stop being talkative and go back to being the brooding rapper we all used to know and . . . er, love?
If I’ve missed any more burning questions, let us know in the comments.