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The many reasons why James Blunt is a warrior in the Twitter battlefield

BC9547B7C59935B416EB9D442408E_h498_w598_m2 (1)I used to think Rihanna was the only celebrity who trolls on the social media shouldn’t mess with. I never reckoned with pop star James Blunt. The guy may have a soothing singing voice, but he also has a rather sharp (and hilarious) tongue on him, returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter.

Damn! I have been laughing ever since I stumbled on his tweets. And you will too. Check on it.Screen_20140103_03100Screen_20140103_03115Screen_20140103_030655Screen_20140103_030850Screen_20140103_030911Screen_20140103_031001Screen_20140103_031120Screen_20140103_031139Screen_20140103_031212Screen_20140103_031238Screen_20140103_031332Screen_20140103_031355Screen_20140103_031532Screen_20140103_031558Screen_20140103_0306551Screen_20140103_0306552Screen_20140103_0308501Screen_20140103_0312381Screen_20140103_0315321Screen_20140103_0315322

@JamesBlunt: Useful feedback. I’ll pass this onto my marketing team. RT @va_va_vati: I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I’m menstruating

@JamesBlunt: Try singing it. RT @AltySi: I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt

@JamesBlunt: Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?

@JamesBlunt: Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt’s got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?

@JamesBlunt: Damn thing’s always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

@JamesBlunt: My mum’s in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.

@JamesBlunt: I love that you’re not ashamed to admit you have both. RT @EugeneBarnardo: I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes.

@JamesBlunt: JamesMLVC smells a little bit of wee #notsoobviousrhyme RT @Jamesmlvc: James Blunt is a pathetic cunt #obviousrhymes

@JamesBlunt: Like Yoda you speak. RT @vivadasilvas: James Blunt. What a twat he is.

@JamesBlunt: I did, but you’ll NEVER guess what happened on the third day!? RT @gravedads: I thought James Blunt died

LOL! Way to go, dude. You give as good as you get. Even better.

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20 Comments

  1. carsten

     /  January 4, 2014

    Awesome 🙂

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  2. chika

     /  January 4, 2014

    The dude is a real smart-ass

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  3. Yemie

     /  January 4, 2014

    James Blunt’s not only a bad-a$$, he’s also a smart mouth but him get time sha o. LOL!

    Reply
  4. obinna lawrence

     /  January 4, 2014

    Lol.. E don finish dem

    Reply
  5. Nice one James!

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  6. manny

     /  January 4, 2014

    I think I shd buy all his albums for this. Lool

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  7. Syrene

     /  January 4, 2014

    I never liked him till I read these tweets. So gangstar!! Naiz one

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  8. Mehn… This rebuttals are awesome… If I were in dir shoes(of course, I wouldn’t ), I’ll jst delete my twitter acct…

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  9. bezi

     /  January 4, 2014

    like yoda yu speak. lmao

    Reply
  10. Excellency

     /  January 4, 2014

    Hit ’em back, dude’s a striker & defender all in one! 😀

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    • A brutal player, wallai! After comebacks like that from him, the best response is to keep quiet and not fight back.

      Reply
  11. mesi

     /  January 4, 2014

    Lools. He’s good. very good at comebacks.
    But I thot he died tho.

    Reply
  12. chinwe

     /  January 4, 2014

    Wow!!and hez WHITE!!!I mean…such nice comebacks…and hez WHITE!!wow!!u go..white dude!…………hez white!

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    • Three ‘Whites’. My my, haven’t you heard about the dry wit of the British?

      Reply
    • Yemie

       /  January 4, 2014

      Thinking ’bout it now, I’d say he’s living up to his name, ‘Blunt’, slashing and slicing through to the very essence of those scorning him. They’ll think twice ’bout taking a swipe at him next time. LOL!

      Reply
  13. I am SOOOOOO following James Blunt on Twitter right now!

    Reply
  14. He’s a Brit. They’re the lords of one-liners.

    Reply
  15. Kachi

     /  January 8, 2014

    OMG!!!!!! Now wondering why I neva followed this guy on twitter, He is awesome on this tweet feedbacks. LMFAOOH!

    Reply

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