End Times Alert! Kanye West’s alter ego inspires a new religion called Yeezianity

Pictures1The third track on Kanye West’s latest album, Yeezus, is called I Am God.

And now, according to the anonymous founder of a new religion, called Yeezianity, the rapper is its followers’ God.

A comprehensive website, called Yeezianity.com, naturally, touts the new faith as ‘THE BEST CHURCH OF ALL TIME!!!!!’ The ‘About’ section of the site, explains the main tenet of the religion: ‘We are an anonymous group who believes that the one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity.’

It goes on to state that all members are to remain anonymous until ‘conditions are ripe,’ at which time ‘all of our members will reveal their identities and their divine forms and the Creative Age will finally begin!’

The ‘savior’ is described on the site in the following words: ‘His real name is never to be spoken. He is known to us only as Yeezus. He has shown the world the creative potential of a human being and he serves as a model for behavior and ethic.’

The ‘Dogma’ described on the site is an elaborate explanation about ‘tyranny,’ ‘oppression’ and ‘slavery,’ which states that ‘they will not let you have your God Given Right TO CREATE!’

The religion’s ‘Golden Rule’ is ‘Create For Others What You Would Have Created For Yourself.’

The site does not state how many members its religion has, but does say that the number is ‘a magnitude of 10 larger than what you would estimate they are.’

In order to become a member of Yeezianity or a ‘Ye’ciple’ one must simply ‘take an unidentifiable picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper or some other creative design stating “I Believe In Yeezus” and email it to i.believe@yeezianity.com.’

Issorait. Oya oh, my people, any potential Ye’ciples in the house?

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3 Comments

  1. ary

     /  January 17, 2014

    Silly

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  2. Yemie

     /  January 17, 2014

    Fiddlesticks!

    Reply
  3. One of Kanye’s stupid thoughts goin public… Smh

    Reply

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