I have a horror for Mile 2 and its environs – Festac, Alakija, Maza-Maza, Satellite Town, Okomaiko, all of them. I hear stories about how especially crime-infested these areas are, how unsafe the streets are at odd hours, how decadent their slums are, and how absolutely fearless their hoodlums are. Don’t get me wrong, I know Lagos city is a fearsome beast in its entirety (what urban settlement isn’t?), but the tales I hear about these particular areas are fantastic, about as fantastic as the Oshodi of old (and of new? Who knows).
Anyway, you can imagine my consternation when, for my job training, I was posted to the Maritime House in Apapa. So, okay, I don’t know about Apapa, but its on the side of town that borders mile 2. Plus I had to move from Yaba to Festac Extension in order to reduce the stress and transport fare to the place.
Monday, the day I’d be reporting to work for my training, dawned bright and hot. Even in those wee hours that I was ready and out of the house in order to get to my destination on time, beads of perspiration had already begun to dew my temples and moisten my armpits. Despite my discomfort, as I matched down the road to the bus stop, I kept a sharp lookout for any funny movement. I’d emptied all my pockets of the usual knickknacks you would ordinarily find in them – wallet, change, phones – everything was stowed away in my bag, the strap which I had a deathly grip on.