The tenants of Block 490 in Festac Extension, Amuwo-Odofin, were creatures of habit. Every morning, by 6 am, Mr. Onoabhagbe was always up and out to wash his car. It was a brand new Honda CR-V, he bought it six months ago, and every morning since then, he would come out to clean the car with the kind of loving attention he didn’t think his houseboy was capable of.
Every late afternoon on weekdays, Mr. Orjiakor would bring his children back from school, all five of them, noisy brats, who would at once begin screaming and chattering and raising the kind of hell that would make the eccentric and elderly Papa Bola to hobble his way to the ratty and dusty netting of his bedroom window to hurl Yoruba swearwords at the children. He did this every time the children started their ruckus, and the Orjiakors always ignored him.
Every Saturday morning, Mrs. Adewuyi would lean over the rail of her balcony and call out to the hawker who always walked by with her tray-load of Agege bread. The other tenants had started to wonder about the woman. They sniggered and gossiped about the wife who could only serve her family Agege bread on Saturday mornings. For shame.
Actually, it was Mrs. Obasanya and her cronies from the neighbouring blocks who talked about Mrs. Adewuyi. They gossiped about the neighbours in Block 490, from the unmarried Felicia Johnarry, who always had men coming to pick her up for dates every weekend (Ashawo like her…Mscheeww!), to the newlyweds Mr. and Mrs. Ezeafulukwe, whose amorous grunts and ecstatic moans could be heard through the thin walls of the building every night (Ah-ah! Don’t they ever stop?), to the jobless Samuel Ogbonna with his dubious wealth and wild friends and partying ways (Yahoo-yahoo boys! One day, EFCC will catch this one). Mrs. Obasanya and her friends gossiped about everybody, and they did this every evening, huddled against the open doorway of the stairwell of Block 490, cattily disseminating information about their neighbours.
Christina lived in Block 490, and she was no different from her neighbours in the possession of habits. (more…)